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Mon Aug 14, 2006, 3:15 PM
I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court. I noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. The old man kept staring at him.

The teenager would look and find the old man staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

The old man did not bat an eye in his response, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."

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:iconunclesherman:
Hey, thanks for adding me to your friends list.

;)
:iconfangfingers:
Bouvet Island ?!?!..The broadband costs must be astronomical out there ..:laughing:



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The 5 stages of being an artist:
1-experimentation
2-prolificness
3-refinement
4-attention
5-money-sex-cars-baked goods


The 5 stages of being an artist on DA:
1-experimentation
2-prolificness
3-refinement
4-attention
5-banishment

~ Fangfingers
:iconmeltedeyes:
Not really ~ at these prices I am forced to siphon it like petrol.



You have a true *GENIUS* for both observation & The Logos.



:heart:
:iconfangfingers:
:laughing:...


:blush: ...:)



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ahhhhhhhh yes ...that ever elusive inspiration ....
...if it doesnt show up soon....pull your muse's pants down around her ankles and chase her through the rough ....That always works for me ~ Fangism
:iconfangfingers:
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WOW !!!...Even tho i've never met you ...i feel like i've never known you my whole life !!......and EVEN WITH that kind of connection...you come into my life outta NOWHERE and FAV one of my things and friend me up ! ...


..and i think ....this is JUST like the cream puff i never ate ...but always imagined i wouldn't while i was never chewing it ...... And suddenly :omg:..it's in my mouth even tho we've never met ...and it tastes SO GOOD.... ..

..i can contain my ease BUT i can't easily contain my can........ and so i'm bouncing around the room on it ....And everytime my wumpus hits the floor i scream " THANK you" :omg:... " THANK you" :eyepopping:... :omg:" THANK you" :omg:... :eyepopping:





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:iconmeltedeyes:
I'm happy you are happy.

Thrilled to puff your cream.


Fortunately for you, I don't find your enthusiasm off-putting.

Not in the least. Not for me.

Pudding and I have a history.

Pudding gets me off, you see.

<sings> I waaaant you to want me!

:lick:
:iconmeltedeyes:
My comments have gone missing?

bugger all!:bug:
:iconrwirtz:
Hey Josh ... ever thinking of coming back?
:iconmeltedeyes:
lol. You saw me snooping around your page, then.

I stop in from time to time...Generally observational...I might consider making a more interactive foray into the thicket~ if you agree to call me Bob:D
:iconrwirtz:
Well, alright ... Bob (guess it's easier than ole' Melted Eyes :D).
Yes, nothing escapes me, mate :nod:

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